Monday, May 22, 2017

Save it in the Cloud, Yes Miriam-Sensei, The Magic Hour



The island of Ometepe is a jewel in the middle of Lake Nicaragua, the largest lake in Central America. Ometepe means "two hills" in the local Nahuatl language (the indigenous population who once inhabited the island). It is comprised of two distinct sides connected by a rather thin strip of land about 3/4 mile wide in the middle.  It is a giant land mass that takes 4 plus hours to circumnavigate by car, truck or microbus, and slightly more by motorcycle, many of which are rented by tourists and subsequently smashed, due to the uneven roads and poor driving skills.  Each side of the island is adorned with its very own volcano, really not "hills" at all, Concepcion on the left as you look at it from the port city of San Jorge, and Maderas on the right.  We were staying on the Maderas side, so decided that we had to hike that particular - now dormant - volcano. Concepcion, on the other hand, is definitely not dormant and continues to smoke, gurgle, and bellow vapors on a regular basis.

We had been told that getting to the top of either mountain was a serious task, and that although Maderas was shorter by about 230 meters (1,394 in total), it was not easy to summit. We've hiked our share of mountains and volcanoes as a family so weren't concerned and as we headed out through the gently rolling cow pastures with our guide Anuar, we figured we had it in the bag.  Anuar's knowledge of the flora and fauna was impressive and there didn't seem to be a stone he didn't know about - including the one in the middle of a cow pasture that he said a giant boa lived underneath.  He showed us petroglyphs ( made 1,200 years ago by the Nahuatl) and told us that the bright blue chickens we saw on the fringes of farmers fields had been so painted to avoid being attacked by eagles, who apparently found blue an unsavory flavor. 

We came upon a family of Capuchin monkeys as we ascended.  They are more aggressive than their larger monkey relatives the howler, who we heard howling their eerie, haunting, yet beautiful bellow our whole way up.  Evidently the Capuchin do not like people - or anyone invading their space - and one flustered male started throwing sticks at us to be sure we moved along.  We saw tons of trees, including the giant Guanacaste (the national tree of Costa Rica) and the huge Ceiba (the Guatemalan national tree, and one of the star attractions in the movie Avatar).  Who knew trees could act?

We passed coffee plantations - one of which had been left to fend for itself when its owner died suddenly and thus was a bit worse for wear, sporting frail, broken leaves  - and came to a small river, which we found out was the principal water source for all the surrounding towns.  From the river, the trail went sharply up to the right, but that's an understatement.

In the states when we make trails on steep inclines, we generally employ the switch-back method, whereby the trail zigzags its way up, minimizing the incline one has to hike. Not so on Maderas;  there they take a "most direct route approach," fashioning paths straight up the mountain, regardless of steepness.  It was this trailblazing technique that made our hike difficult, as the next two miles up consisted of non-stop, hand-over-hand climbing on wet, slippery rocks, roots, and mud.  We were stinky and sweaty in no time, and marveled at how Anuar could stop, smoke a cigarette, and then continue on past us at a rapid pace, as if energized by the fumes in his lungs. 

We finally did reach the top, where we were gifted with a panoramic view of...clouds (Maderas houses one of the few cloud forests in Nicaragua).  But Olle and Harlan (kudos fellas, you earned that hike) were transfixed by actually being in a forest of clouds, and could have cared less that on that day there were no spectacular views to be had.  We opted for not taking the additional 3 hour add-on which involved hiking down into the crater lake that sits at the top of Maderas, and thus were able to descend to our hotel in a respectable time, completing the total hike in about 8 hours, albeit "surfing" much of the way down due to the mix of slippery trails, steep ravines on either side, and sneakers with no souls :).        

In the USA when a teacher is sick, a team of substitutes stand at attention, ready to take over duties for the day.  They fully understand - as do the students - that they won't be taken very seriously, but are generally able to administer some semblance of schoolwork, hand out bathroom passes, and admonish the occasional spitball shooter for the better part of 45 minutes.  Nicaragua doesn't have such a safety net, and when a teacher is sick, the kids are sent home for the day.  This, plus hiatuses from school due to excessive dust (especially in El Tololar during the dry season), torrential downpours, lack of electricity, and any of a variety of lesser-known holidays and teacher training days, means that students aren't getting schooled as many days as they should.

Last Wednesday, Miriam walked Harlan and Olle to school while Cully spent the day in Leon, looking to obtain gainful employment for our return trip.  They followed our usual route, passing several peanut fields, dodging cow, horse, and pig patties, and arrived at school 45 minutes later.  Olle's 4th grade class was running amuck, and Miriam soon found out from the headmaster, Samir, that Olle's Profe (Teacher) was home sick.  Samir suggested that Miriam could take over duties and at least play some games with the kids and in true Miriam fashion, she jumped - or danced - at the opportunity.  They started outside with stretches and jumping jacks, then moved inside for English class.  English went well enough, as students shouted out words (palabras) they knew and soon they had formed several  categories which they turned into basic sentences. Ding ding, class dismissed.  

At this point Miriam was informed by 25 students that it was time for PE. Thus they went back outside, held PE which included kickball, races, and tag, and then re-entered the classroom for a valiant attempt at a math lesson.  Unfortunately, only about half the students actually made it back into class and despite her best efforts, ten minutes into an attempt to teach the relatively new "lattice" multiplication technique, the remaining students had vanished, several remarking on their way out that it was now time for recess.  But big props to Miriam, 4th grade Profe in a Nicaraguan School, if only for a day.    

Random thought for the day: From a distance, it can be hard to distinguish whether you  are looking at a chicken's head or butt, until they decide to raise either body part and continue pecking at insects.

The rainy season has started, bringing with it a resurgence of ants (the dreaded hormigas) into every patch of ground, floor, grass, or garbage.  They have essentially encircled our house, as they had up through November, again building mini-cities, food depots, and possibly exercise gyms, as they are definitely fit and ready to bite.  We do our best to keep up with the daily hordes that stream onto our patio - often in search of Harlan and Olle's snack remnants - but we end each day on the losing side.  Yes, we have our little victories in some of the smaller skirmishes, like when Cully took down a large hill outside our shower with a frenetic blast of chemicals from our over-worked spray bottle, but we've got no shot at winning the war;  they reproduce like rabbits.

Speaking of rabbits, we finally came up with a solution for Rainer our white hare.  Rainer's hatred of Cully had grown so severe that the two could not be in the same space without Rainer attacking his lower extremities and Cully leaping, shrieking or running as if he'd just seen a ghost, or a mouse.  After several calls, the local Purina food and pet supplier in Leon managed to get a shipment of white rabbits - why, oh why is it always the white ones with pink eyes - and Cully stopped by one rainy afternoon to choose Rainer a mate.  The trip from Managua to Leon must have put a good scare into them - that and being in a small, stinky cage surrounded by weird humans - and their collective shaking and twitching made it difficult to determine who would be the best fit.  In the end, "being female" was our only real requirement.

The nice woman who helped Cully lifted the animal up to gendertruth ( a new but useful word, no?) its identity, and promptly plopped her in a box, where Shaky proceeded to wet the carton and the floor around her.  The employee made extra holes and loosely lined the box with plastic, all the while sneezing and likely wondering why with such allergies she had chosen to work so closely to animals, and 140 cordobas later Cully was walking toward the bus.  The ride home went smoothly enough, except for the fact that the downpour outside required that all the windows be closed, resulting in the always popular "sauna bus."  Rainer, henceforth forever housed in a hutch at Miriam and Carlo's house, definitely became the happiest rabbit on the block upon meeting his new mate; it was clearly love at first sight. As a bonus, Rainer's evil glares and feints at Cully now somehow seemed less angry and intense.

Our chickens Malam and Pagi are growing quickly, continuing to spend their days clucking and pecking over an area that spans across our yard and spilling over into Adilsa's, Aciles, and at times Esteban's patios.  Up until recently, no one had definitively gendertruthed either Pagi or Malam, but there was a growing consensus that Malam might actually be a rooster. This reality was hard for us to swallow, as it produced visions of boisterous, ear-piercing cock-a doodles every morning at an uncomfortably close distance to our house.  Were we ever relieved one night when Harlan, walking back from the latrine, asked why there was a broken egg laying directly underneath a roosting and clearly perplexed Malam.  Now that Malam is officially a hen, our new problem is finding where she has been laying her eggs, as three weeks later we only have the one cracked shell as proof.  We have tried to create other comfortable roosting places, and Olle is in the process of designing an egg-catching hammock to place under her current perch. But our best guess for now is that she is laying eggs on the thatch roof of our patio, a place she flies awkwardly to most days in search of insects.  As of yet, we've had no whiffs or wafts of rotten sulpher, but we're just waiting.

We've done a lot of things here in Nicaragua that we couldn't have anticipated before coming; planting and cultivating yucca, attending "the day of the dead," pursuing a life-size replica of Jesus down the street, and eating dried pigs blood delicacies as a snack (okay this was once, only Cully, and he didn't like it!).  But marriage counseling in Spanish was definitely not our list.  Yet somehow, last Thursday night we found ourselves imparting post-nuptial advice while seated at the dinner table, eating gallo pinto (rice and beans).  Clearly our credentials were lacking in several categories (fluency in native tongue and accreditation at the forefront) but in the end, the two and 1/2  hour session seemed to prove fruitful.  Much of our counsel focused on some of the communication skills we have learned to employ and found useful over our 13 years of marriage.  And while our conversation spanned multiple different angles and levels of their relationship, our advice could all be summed up with just two basic guidelines. First, when providing feedback to your partner, don't use the pronoun "you." This comes across as accusatory and it is better to start with "I feel like..."  This was definitely a new concept for our squabbling couple, as was our second, seemingly more obvious piece of advice, to not wave, point your finger, and vociferously gesticulate in the other person's face while calling them names.  They appeared to really appreciate most if not all of our suggestions, and we can only hope that our Spanish was sufficiently clear so as to help and not exacerbate their problems.

Many of our bus rides to and from Leon can be quite monotonous, although each one seems to hold some sort of interesting cultural, language, or weather-related incident.  Last Friday's bus ride back to El Tololar on the 4:30 pm Lisandro Santiago bus involved an interesting blending of several different chicken bus-related phenomena.  First, by the time we pulled out of the Leon station, the bus was packed to the gills.  This left Miriam and Cully, as often is the case, standing while Harlan and Olle sat squished between a variety of different body types and sizes.  Next, Harlan had been feeling pretty sick all day and a bouncy, sweaty, bus ride wasn't doing his stomach any favors.  Opening his window helped at first, but as a legitimate monsoon downpour started we were forced to close it.  Next, a small boy near the front began to cry as we turned down the dirt road to Tololar, and as he was passed among family members and to the next seat buddy, his screaming began to reach fever pitch.  At one point during the commotion, Adiac - the buses' outspoken and jovial cobrador (money collector) yelled from the back, in between making change for someone's fare, "Put him on a breast."  This comment as one would expect set off a variety of responses from other passengers, and it was only when the young boy and his flustered family disembarked that the bus quieted down.  The rest of the ride was much more sedate, except for Harlan's continued tummy problems and the venerable river rushing down the middle of the road, transforming Lisandro into more of a ship captain than a bus conductor.

Francisoco Martinez, Cesario Juarez, Kevin Castillo, Mayerling Escato, Dariana Urbina: these five students and many others were recent recipients of some of the clothes donated by many of you.  We collectively thank you very much.

You know those rare moments when you are engaging in some type of activity, and the stars somehow align, allowing you to go farther or longer or achieve more than you ever thought possible?  Harlan had one of those days not long back, while running in our peanut field.  He had set out to do a respectable six laps, which already would have bested his previous farthest run in his entire life, the five laps (miles) he had done the week before.  He was feeling good and before he knew it, five turned to six and six to seven.  It was early evening, and a soft, steady, warm rain began to fall, cleaning the air of dust and making for the ideal running conditions.  Eight, nine, ten, Harlan was still running strong.  In the end, he experienced a magical, almost transcendent moment, reaching 12 miles and more than doubling his longest run ever.  It's cool, right? When we realize that we can so often achieve much, much, more than we ever thought possible.  Way to go Harlan.

Olle recently invented an interesting game, made possible only by the abundant supply of flies occupying our house. The game requires 2 players (minimum) and two matar moscas (sticky sheets of paper that flies land and die on).  There are several variations, but really all you need is one player in the kitchen, for example, the other on the porch.  Each watches their matar mosca and calls out the updated # of flies whenever one lands and gets stuck. The highest # of dead flies wins.  On an extremely hot afternoon or dreary, rainy morning, it can be an excellent way to pass the time.  Thus far, our kitchen is beating our patio, by a lot!

In the middle of a flurry of activity this past Sunday - which included cleaning up from the previous nights rain storm, teaching class to the boys, attending to Harlan and his upset stomach, and making popcorn for the nights showing of the movie Sandlot - Carlo and Miriam dropped by, carrying a small, black, plastic bag. Inside, they dropped onto the ground not one but two coral snakes they had found (next to a pair of scorpions) in a pile of wood near their house.  Coral snakes are considered the most venomous of any snake in Nicaragua and even these small ones, a foot long at best each, could have ended any of our days.  Living near so many potentially dangerous animals can be a bit unnerving, and we thank Carlo for making things even a little safer. 


Thanks to all of you who have donated to the work of Tololamos through our upcoming running race on June 3rd.   If you haven't had a chance to learn more or consider donating to the event, please check hereThe cool thing about this race is that originally we thought it was going to be really small, with only 40 or so participants, as running, running events, and even exercise are definitely not a big part of the culture.  But thanks to some awesome publicity by Tololamos staff and volunteers, and a groundswell of interest by the public, we already have 150 participants more than a week and 1/2 before the race and are pretty sure with families, spectators and others, we will have 300 attendees.  It's a testament to the great work of Tololamos in the community in the areas of health, education, and the environment, and we thank you so much for helping make a real difference here in El Tololar. 

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